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My married life story

When I was married, my husband actually asked me to pretend to be single just to strike a deal for “us” 🥸

 

He was a d0g breeder, so that day, I carried some pups to a popular oil company in Portharcourt to sell😌

 

I got there at about 10am in the morning and had to wait until their break time (because that’s when the company staff will come out), so that they can see the d0gs and buy from me 🥲

 

It was their break time and they started coming out, they came towards me, touched the pups, negotiated prices and walked away 🙂‍↔️

 

I was there under the scorching sun, hungry, very thirsty and tired…didn’t even have one kobo on me 😩

 

When they were returning from their break, one guy approached me with the seriousness to buy.. he requested for my number and said he would like to drop by at my house to see the pup’s parents so we can finalize the deal🙂‍↔️

 

This guy started hitting on me 🤨

 

I called my “husband” to let him know what was going on, and he advised me to pretend and play along 🙃

 

…..to be continued 🫠

 

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